Top Ten Things That You Don’t Want to Hear When You Are Tied up, Blindfolded and Gagged

10. "Hi Mom" or "Hello, Mr “Insert YOUR Dad’s last name here”

9. Oh Crap, where did I leave the key

8. A goat…

7. The sound of your partner gasping for breath and collapsing to the floor

6. Powertools

5. Smoke detector going off…and then sirens

4. Banging on the door followed by “Open up it’s the police”

3. A cellphone rings, your partner answers “Sure Boss I’ll be on the plane in an hour” Followed by the sound of the door shutting

2. “See guys I told you I could talk her into anything,…have fun, I’ll be watching the game”

And the number One thing That You don’t want to hear when you are tied up, blindfolded and gagged…

1. “She” says, “I have something to confess…my real name is Steve”